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Escort Service
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in
the phone books under "Escorts and Massages".

He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a
lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in
all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a
great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No,
wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9".

Athugasemdir

[Ómar Ingi, 2.11.2007 kl. 10:32]

Takk Inga

Þú hefur svaka trú á kallinum , en lofa þér að ef ég hefði hringt niður þá hefði hún komið upp enda ljótari en teppið í spílavítinu

Shiiiiiiii

[Doddi - Þorsteinn G. Jónsson (IP-tala skráð) 2.11.2007 kl. 13:16]

Já ... rookie mistake. I've been there done that... og þetta með rjómann - sweet!

Rjóma- og súkkulaðikveðjur á karlinn - ég verð nágranni þinn næstum því um helgina!

[Ómar Ingi, 2.11.2007 kl. 15:52]

Jæja Inga mín , já farðu bara aftur að lulla

Kíktu í heimsókn á kallinn Doddi

[Doddi - Þorsteinn G. Jónsson (IP-tala skráð) 2.11.2007 kl. 17:12]

Ef ég næ því, þá væri ég til í það. Kem í kvöld, og fer í heimsókn, fer svo á morgun í bústað ... smassaðu bara á mig ... ef einhver hreyfing er á kallinum ... efast um að ég verði in action í kvöld samt. Das gsm-nummer: 846-0491 ... ja ja!