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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight , their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce o f gold . Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:





IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

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Ohohohohohojjjjjjjjjjj. En fyndinn er hann

Bryndís R (IP-tala skráð) 6.9.2007 kl. 16:08

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Yummie yummie yummie I got love in my tummie ...

Doddi - Þorsteinn G. Jónsson (IP-tala skráð) 7.9.2007 kl. 00:23

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