10 Vandræðulegustu atvikinn í poppinu nú síðustu árinn

12.8.2007 | 15:51

10 Vandræðulegustu atvikinn í poppinu nú síðustu árinn

First it was Beyonce. Now it’s Mika’s turn. Britain’s favourite androgynous son has joined the American pop princess in embarrassing himself live on stage, after he excitedly leapt onto a bass drum at a concert in Tokyo, only to tumble right off, collecting his drummer on the way down and landing in a graceless heap of hair and heels.

Although a sterling effort, Mika’s performance last week couldn’t quite match the epic tumble taken by the bootylicious Beyonce in Orlando a fortnight ago. Dressed in ravishing red and swinging her long locks about enticingly, the diva strutted towards a flight of steps only to trip and begin a remarkable tumble to the bottom. Starting with an arresting dive, the singer appeared to complete a forward roll and half pike before regaining her land legs and stumbling to her feet.

Of course, the unfortunate pair are not alone. Music history is awash with absurd onstage incidents. Remember the 1992 MTV Music Video Awards when Nirvana bassist Krist Novosolic tossed his guitar into the air only to watch it plummet directly into his face? What about when The Who’s Pete Townsend executed an energetic windmill manoeuvre and impaled his hand on his own guitar’s whammy bar? And then there was the time Metallica’s James Hetfield misinterpreted a stage cue and ended up standing in the middle of a pyrotechnic display, collecting a series of second and third degree burns for his error.

But no matter the scale of injury or degree of embarrassment, it is only Beyonce and Mika’s contemporaries that can truly understand their pain. It is the musicians of today who know that at best their falls, fumbles and failures will be relayed around the world by guffawing bloggers and online reporters. Or worst, and most commonly, the incidents will be snapped by camera phones or filmed on pocket-sized video recorders and posted online to live on forever.

In the internet spirit of never, ever forgetting, we bring you the 10 most embarrassing onstage moments of the Noughties.

10 David Bowie

Had it been a bottle, or a can, or even a glow stick, it wouldn’t have been so embarrassing. But it was a lollipop that nearly took out David Bowie’s left eye during a Norwegian concert in 2004. A fan hurled the sweet on stage and seconds later Bowie was hunched over attempting to remove the calorific treat and accompanying stick from his eye. When he couldn’t, an aide sprinted on stage and proceeded to tackle the errant candy. He could have lost an eye. He could have been hospitalised. We get that, we do. But there’s just something dreadfully funny about a rock giant being brought to his knees by a lollipop.

9 Razorlight

After denying rumours the band was about to split, London group Razorlight went about putting paid to the stories in a most peculiar way. On stage in Lyon in February this year, singer Johnny Borrell and bassist Carl Dalemo got into an argument which soon escalated into an all-out brawl . After fists flew in front of a stunned French audience, Borrell took the mature decision to storm off stage. The rest of the band followed him, leaving the crowd staring into space. Eventually the quartet returned, sheepishly apologised and resumed playing.

8 Courtney Love

It must have seemed a rock’n’roll thing to do at the time. Such a shame that when Courtney Love threw a microphone stand into the audience during a 2004 concert it landed on a fan's head. The fan didn’t think his bleeding head was particularly rock‘n’roll and called the police. The concert ended with Love being escorted from the premises by officers who charged her with reckless endangerment.

7 Ashanti

On tour with R Kelly, Ashanti’s very fashionable but infinitely impractical netted, hole-strewn top slipped leaving one of her breasts poking out through a gap in the fabric. The crowd went wild and the singer gave her self a pat on the back figuring she was doing a great job. She proceeded to work her routine hard, enjoying the adulation, until she caught sight of the big screen at the side of the stage and saw her breast looking back at her.

6 Macy Gray

It couldn’t have happened in a worse place. The gravel-voiced singer was in her hometown of Canton, Ohio when she forgot the words to the American national anthem. Asked to sing the pride and joy of the country at a Pro Football Hall of Fame game, Gray strode on stage, opened her mouth and proceeded to deliver a wobbly, tentative version of the Star Spangled Banner. She went on to forget the words and was greeted by a stadium of hisses and boos. Mercifully a low-flying formation of aeroplanes eventually drowned out her abysmal attempts to save the number.

5 Lily Allen

Adored even in foreign climes, all Lily Allen needed to do on a 2006 trip to Australia to promote her album was smile, sing and throw out the odd catty comment about Girls Aloud. Instead Allen agreed to be a guest DJ at an indie night gig. She attempted to mix one of her own songs and failed miserably, then proceeded to play R & B hits to a room full of indie fans. The crowd deserted the dancefloor in droves before booing the singer with such vigour that she was forced to squat behind the DJ decks to hide.

4 Ashley Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s little sister lived every lip syncer’s worst nightmare during an appearance on Saturday Night Live in 2004. The pouting yoof performed her single Pieces of Me without incident, but when she returned to the stage for her second number, things went awry. As the band bashed out the opening notes of a new song, the vocals of Pieces of Me floated into the audience. Simpson had her mouth still and her microphone at her waist. The vocals were swiftly turned off and she initially attempted to dance away the moment, until the full horror of the situation dawned and she fled the stage.

Perhaps the only thing more embarrassing was the explanation dreamt up by her manager father. She was only lip syncing because she had a nasty case of acid reflux which made her voice hoarse, he bumbled.

3 50 Cent

You almost expect it from a perky pop star like Ashley Simpson. But 50 Cent? Nobody picked the superstar rapper as a lip syncer. Of course, Mr Cent has never admitted that the reason he stopped performing mid-song at the BET awards this year was because a vocal track failed. No, 50 claims he was bumped by a dancer on a trapeze which caused him to lose concentration. He needed time to recover and so after singing a few lines, he stopped abruptly and walked into the audience spending the rest of the song shaking hands with fans. Ok 50. Whatever you say.

2 Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

It was supposed to be a family show. After all, 140 million people watch American sports extravaganza The Super Bowl. But in 2004 when Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson performed at halftime, he pulled away her costume to reveal her breast. Despite inquiries by the Federal Communications Commission, MTV, who produced the halftime show, and CBS who broadcast it, the ridiculous reveal wasn’t the true embarrassment. No, that came later when the pair attempted to convince the public it had been an accident. Timberlake was only supposed to reveal Jackson’s bra, he claimed. Ah right. That will be why she was wearing a star-shaped nipple adornment then. But mostly it was the ludicrous way Timberlake tried to make the “accident” seem somehow official by labelling it a “wardrobe malfunction”. A wardrobe malfunction! Ba ha ha ha. The world will never stop laughing at that one.

1 Fergie

The horror! The cheek-warming, teeth-gritting horror! Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie, aka Stacey Ferguson, lived the ultimate nightmare when she wet her pants on stage in San Diego. Worse, a wily photographer caught the moment on camera. Red-faced, mortified Fergie was thus given a raft of nicknames, including The Urinator, The Whizzing Bandit and The Leaky Bladder and The Trouser Golden Showerer. (This list is by no means exhaustive.)

Earlier this month the singer told Heat magazine: "The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I had my 'accident' live on stage in San Diego. That's one picture I'll never live down.” We think she might be right.

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Fergie á metið, en ég trúi því ekki enn að fólk sé að hneykslast á þessu Janet Jackson nipple dæmi. Eitt skýrasta dæmið um það hversu ömurlegar reglurnar eru þarna í bandaríska sjónvarpinu: þú mátt ekki sýna geirvörtu úr ótrúlegri fjarlægð, en þú mátt sýna krufin lík aftur og aftur og aftur ... í sjónvarpsþáttum.

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