6 bestu Smart Ass svörinn fyrir árið 2006

THE 6 BEST SMART-ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 

SMART ASS ANSWER #6  It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.  "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.  "What are my choices? " John asked.  "Yes or no," she replied.    

SMART ASS ANSWER #5  A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. Asa man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened histrench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat. She said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not yourstub."  

SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but shecouldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Dothese turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they'redead."    

SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolleddown his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without aticket.    

SMART ASS ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,"Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him andhe gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets ou t of his car and walks tothe truck driver, puts ! his hand s on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out ofgas."  

AND NOW, FOR  THE #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, Iwon' t  tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I mightconsider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a deathin your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"  A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "Whatwould you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and uttersexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write theexam with your other hand"