A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? 

>Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. 
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>Older Woman: Oh, I see. 

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>Officer: Can I see your license please? 

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>Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.. 

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>Officer: Don't have one? 

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>Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. 

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>Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. 

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>Older Woman: I can't do that. 

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>Officer: Why not? 

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>Older Woman: I stole this car. 

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>Officer: Stole it? 

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>Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. 

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>Officer: You what? 

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>Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see 

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>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls 
>for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer 
> slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. 

 

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>Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle. 

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>Older woman: Is there a problem sir? 

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>Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered 
>the owner.. 

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>Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

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>Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. 

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>The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. 

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>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? 

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>Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. 
>The officer is quite stunned. 

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>Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

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>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands 
>it to the officer. 

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>The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. 

 

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>Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, 
>that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner..

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>Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. 

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>Don't Mess With Mature Ladies 

 

>If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know. 

>I just did!