The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage

             

 
At St. Peter's Catholic  Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband's  marriage seminars.
  
At the session last week, the  priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his  50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and  share some insight into how he had managed to stay  married to the same woman all these  years.
  Giuseppe replied to the  assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat  her nicea, spenda DA money on her, but besta of all  is, I tooka her to Italy for  the 25th  anniversary!'
  The priest  responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing  inspiration to all the husbands here!  Please tell  us what you are planning for your wife for  your 50th  anniversary?'
  Giuseppe proudly replied,  " I gonna go pick her  up.".