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Awwww Gwen Stefani með "Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale" já það er nafnið

“We wanted to share with you the first photo of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Gwen, Gavin, Kingston and Zuma are all doing well and enjoying being a party of four.”

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Eva Mendes has undercovered the fountain of youth–or at least the key to avoiding the onset of wrinkles.

The Cuban-American actress reportedly counts hanging upside down as her most coveted beauty secret. The 34-year-old believes letting blood rush to her head will slow down the signs of aging.

“Whether it is a photo session or a hot date, Eva swears by hanging her head down on a slant board for about 20 minutes. Allowing blood flow to your upper body and face will bring on a vibrant, flushed-with-youth look,” a tattle tells the National Enquirer.

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More and more details of what the hellish kingdom Madonna and Guy Ritchie called a marriage was like are coming to the surface. A new report says that, after Madge and the Sherlock Holmes director attended marriage counseling two years ago, Madonna drew up a contract that she forced Guy to sign.

This castration document forced him into agreeing to never yell at her, making sure to devote time to having sex with her sinewy elliptical machine of a body, and devoting time to reading Kabbalah texts with her.

Sources say future spiritual leader Madonna had this whimsical bit of paper pinned up at their New York City residence. It was probably on the fridge, so the kids could see it and learn what horrifying depths a relationship can sink two people to and perhaps pledge to remain asexual for the rest of their lives.

The contract meant that Guy always had to approach disagreements with Madonna by stating "I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this." Oh, and she would also remind him of his indentured servitude by saying "contract, contract" to remind him if he was getting out of line.

Here's Guy leaving his London hotel. It's the same one his reported new lass Kelly Reilly (who's starring in his Sherlock Holmes film) is inhabiting. He must cry in her arms at night about that contract and tell her horror stories about just how muscled Madonna is in places.

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Victoria Beckham has been tapped to front the upcoming ad campaign supporting the latest Giorgio Armani Emporio Armani For Women underwear collection; following in the footsteps of her husband, David Beckham, who has served as spokesmodel for Armani’s Emporio men’s underwear line for the past two seasons

 

David, the court’s that way!

It’s hard to tell whether Soccer Star .

David Beckham shows up at the Lakers’ games to cheer on the hometown or if he’s there just to ogle at the team’s scantily-clad cheerleaders.

 

Becks was caught red-handed optically dry-humping the infamous Laker Girls for the umpteenth time as L.A took on the Portland Trailblazers at the Staples Center on Tuesday night.

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Ali Lohan og mamma Dina Lohan á hundasýningu hehehe

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