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This Christmas Eve, we bring you tidings of Midweek Madness.

We wonder: is it worse that Ok! settled in for their long winter's nap last week with a double issue, or that the editors at the other mags have obviously been sleeping on the job? This week's cover stories are all about bodies: reducing the size of them, growing babies in them, taking them to the beach, and of course, pumping them full of drugs. We attempt to extract some holiday cheer from the sack full of coal that is Us, Life & Style, In Touch and Star, below.

Us
Before you sit down to your Christmas ham (or non-denominational Chinese food feast), Us would like to remind you that those holiday calories do, in fact, count. So here are some novel ideas from this year's Biggest Loser, in case you find you need to lose half your size in 2009: eat less and move more. Moving on: Madonna was only attracted to A.Rod because of the secrecy, and now a source says "she's totally lost interest." As have we. Next: Some stars got married this year, while others chose to spawn. To relive all the vicarious excitement, you can check out the mag's 16 page year-end filler special. Bonus: A complex two page chart (Fig. 1) that lists by month the 88 couples who either broke up or hooked up in 2008. Major points to anyone who can combine this with the infamous herpes tree.
Grade: F (Stepping on a shattered tree ornament)

In Touch
Katie Holmes tugged her shirt down in public, so obviously she is 12 weeks pregnant. A British tourist who spotted her in the street confirms, "She definitely had a baby bump." Next: Britney is suffering from stage fright because she's worried she can't live up to her fans' expectations. They're doping her up with two different anti-anxiety medications, so it looks like the show will go on. K-Fed is dating a girl from his bowling team. Sort-of-famous person Brandon Davis reports that there are different rules for celebrities in swanky rehab facilities. He says during his four times in treatment he's been allowed to keep his cell phone and has been offered drugs by other patients. "I can only imagine how easy it would be for a huge star in rehab to get away with things, like using drugs," he says.
Grade: D- (Discovering your dog has downed some tinsel)

Life & Style
Twilight star Robert Pattinson has been hitting the Hollywood party circuit and and a pal says, "he's drunk every night by 6:30pm." As for his co-star Kristen Stewart, "It's no secret that Kristen likes to unwind by smoking pot," says an insider. Could their antics jeopardize the sequel? Next: White House family feud! As previously reported in more reputable news sources, the Obama's asked to move into Blair House, the president's guest residence across the street from the White House, two weeks before the inauguration so that the kids could start school on time. And the Bushes shot them down! Former White House social secretary Leticia Baldridge advises that etiquette-wise, the Bush family was in the right. "They can stay in a hotel," she says. Burn. Moving on: The Jolie-Pitts have decided to leave America permanently for France, which isn't all that shocking since they're returning to Chateau Miraval, which they had already leased for three years. In other news, despite reports that their marriage is on the rocks, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony enjoyed a romantic dinner in L.A. last week. "They definitely looked like they were celebrating something," says an onlooker. J.Lo's triumphant return to the tabloid A-list last week, perhaps? Halle Berry is trying for baby number two according to the salesgirl at a Vancouver lingerie shop. Berry joked, "it's baby making time!" as she was leaving the store. This week in Dr. Rey's obnoxious plastic surgery case book: Kate Moss would look better with Blake Lively's legs, because all women are just a collection of interchangeable Mr. Potato Head parts. Lastly, everyone's being hit hard by the recession, but there is some good news: Celebs like Heidi Montag are getting paid less to appear at parties.
Grade: D (Extended family inquiring about your relationship status)

Star
The one good thing about the summer being over is that you'd think for at least eight months you wouldn't see a celebrity's cellulitey ass staring back at you on the check out line. But the laziness of Star's editors knows no season! Miley Cyrus is a "worst" because the 16-year-old wasn't showing enough skin. Ewan McGregor has the "worst fish belly," whatever that is, because he's not that tan nor are his abs chiseled. In actual gossip, the reason Nicole Kidman is rarely spotted with her kids Isabella and Connor is that Tom Cruise had secret papers drawn up that limit her visitation rights. She needs Tom's approval to go anywhere with the kids, Tom reads the emails she sends them, and he had to pre-approve her new husband Keith Urban before the kids were allowed to visit. Nicole agreed to sign the papers and keep her mouth shut because she knew Tom would blacklist her in Hollywood and ruin her career. Sad blind item: "Which little actress has big plans to squash the recent pregnancy rumors? She's started using laxatives to get back to her usual scary skinny look." Next: though the mag had elaborately planned out an entirely made up wedding for Jennifer Aniston in Los Cabos, they've decided they'd rather pretend Jen is getting married in the Greek Orthodox church, because "Jen's Big Fat Greek Wedding" makes a better headline. Moving on: If J.Lo and Marc Anthony divorced, she would definitely keep the twins, but they'll never divorce because she doesn't want to have a third failed marriage, so ... yeah. And finally, Star closes out 2008 with a 15 page story on celebrities' insane maple syrup diets and 8 hour workout sessions, which frankly, we could not read because we're off to down a massive amount of cookies and eggnog before Santa gets his grubby mitts on them.
Grade: D+ (A cookie jar full of broken off gingerbread man legs)

Fig. 1

Lindsay Lohan has just posted this on her MySpace blog:

random thoughts :)

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be... but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!! :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
I love my mom, aliana, cody, michael, and my nana sullivan!! i will be missing them this christmas as it is the first one i am spending away from home. i am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles.
yours truly,
Lindsay

p.s.
check out:
unusual you
phonography
if you seek amy-look at the title and listen to the chorus carefully ;)
shattered glass
blur

see what you think. it's a fun record ..
and don't forget to get LADYHAWKE-dusk til dawn
xoxo

 

We now know what happened between Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson last Sunday just before she went to the hospital. The two were in a nuclear screaming match at their Hollywood Hills home.

Neighbors tell us they were going at it for a long time, but it reached a crescendo at around 4:00 AM after one of them screamed at the other, "You never say you love me." The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break. Sam then screamed, "If you're gonna break things get out of my house." One neighbor described the conversation as "wailing, with lots of obscenities."

A short time later Sam went to the hospital -- her rep says for exhaustion.

Ronson joined Linds to shop on Tuesday -- Lindsay apparently hadn't gotten all the obscenities out of her system.

Source: TMZ

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Vont fyrst svo bara versnar það !!!

Happy Holiday´s

Photograph of the Empire State Building last night by Digiart2001 on Flickr

Í kjólin fyrir jólin og aðrir vilja sjá Tólin fyrir jólin

 

Og þið voruð að dissa bolin hennar í gær , hún var í þessu í afmælinu sínu

“The Fandango 2009 Hot List.”

Johnny Depp, Megan Fox, Hugh Jackman are among the stars who have topped “The Fandango 2009 Hot List.”

Both men and women agreed that Jennifer Body star Megan will be the “sexiest woman in film in 2009.”

Women chose Johnny Depp as the “sexiest man in film” for ‘09, while guys went with PEOPLE’s 2008 “sexiest man” Hugh Jackman as the sexiest movie man for the coming year.

“The Fandango 2009 Hot List:”

“Who is the sexiest man in the movies for 2009?” (According to women):
1. Johnny Depp
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Denzel Washington
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Brad Pitt
6. Christian Bale
7. Matthew McConaughey
8. Clive Owen
9. Vin Diesel
10. Keanu Reeves

“Who is the sexiest man in the movies for 2009?” (According to men):
1. Hugh Jackman
2. Johnny Depp
3. Brad Pitt
4. Christian Bale
5. George Clooney
6. Matthew McConaughey
7. Vin Diesel
8. Ryan Reynolds
9. Denzel Washington
10. Keanu Reeves

“Who is the sexiest woman in the movies for 2009?” (According to men):
1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Charlize Theron
5. Salma Hayek
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Jessica Biel
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Nicole Kidman
10. Halle Berry

“Who is the sexiest woman in the movies for 2009?” (According to women):
1. Megan Fox
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Alba
5. Salma Hayek
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Charlize Theron
9. Kate Hudson
10. Julia Roberts

Next Big Star of 2009:
Women picked:
1. Channing Tatum
2. Emma Stone
3. Ginnifer Goodwin
4. Lynn Collins
5. Hugh Dancy
6. Zachary Quinto
7. Jamal Woodard
8. Chris Pine
9. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
10. Ayelet Zurer

Men picked:
1. Zachary Quinto
2. Chris Pine
3. Lynn Collins
4. Rachel Nichols
5. Channing Tatum
6. Ayelet Zurer
7. Matthew Goode
8. Emma Stone
9. Malin Akerman
10. Jeffrey Dean Morgan

PC

Hið árlega Nýjársteiti Deja-Vu verður haldið á Café Olíver

Hið árlega Nýjársteiti Deja-Vu verður haldið á Café Olíver þetta árið. Nú þegar er uppselt í matinn, en eitthvað er til af miðum á dansiballið.

 

Eftir að formlegu borðhaldi er lokið verður slegið upp heljarinnar PARTÝI  með alvöru "Nýárs stemmingu". Þarna er kjörið tækifæri fyrir fólk að hefja nýja árið með stæl í góðum félagsskap. Tónlistarstjóri kvöldsins er enginn annar en hinn margrómaði plötusnúður fullorðna fólksins Kiddi "Big Foot" og hefur heyrst að hann sé að vinna í mögnuðum gestasnúðum sem allir hafa það markmið að vekja upp gamlar minningar.

 

Einungis verða seldir miðar í forsölu og kostar miðinn aðeins 1.000.- kr. Nánari upplýsingar má finna á www.dejavu.is

 

Það skal tekið fram að krafist er snyrtilegs klæðnaðar (jakkaföt) í Nýárs Eftirpartýið.

Kiddi B.

Twilight stúlkurnar ekki hressar með drenginn sinn

Robert Pattinson’s New Haircut: Hate It or Love It?

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has swapped his trademark head of luxurious locks for a crew cut. What you think of the new ‘do?

 

 

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