Dett.

MJ - Feill

Mávar

“Who the hell is Wolf?!”

skilaboð!

 

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Luigi

Luigi (the father) says to his son. . . 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'   The son says, 'I will choose my own bride!!!'   Luigi says, 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'  Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.'   Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a husband for your daughter...'   Bill Gates answers, 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'  Luigi says,

'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'   Bill Gates answers, 'Ah, in that case . . ok.'   Finally, Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank. Luigi says, ‘I have a young man to recommend as a  vice-president.'   The president answers, 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'   Luigi says, 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'  The president answers:

'Ah,  in that case . . . ok.'  And that, my friends, is how Italians do business!  

Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield

Haldarar

Miðaldra kona kom inn í kvenfataverslun og ætlaði að kaupa brjóstahaldara. 

Afgreiðslustúlkan spurði

"Hvaða gerð það ætti að vera; "Hjálpræðisherinn", "Einræðisherrann" eða "Blaðamaðurinn" 

En aumingja konan skildi ekkert og spurði hver væri munurinn?

"Jú sagði afgreiðslustúlkan;

"Hjálpræðisherinn. lyftir þeim föllnu."  Einræðisherrann, sankar að sér eins miklu og hann getur." og "Blaðamaðurinn, gerir úlfalda úr mýflugu."

VW Unpimp - Drop it like its hot

How sex is like paintball

 

How sex is like paintball

 

You play hard for 30 minutes, get hot and sweaty,

 

and when it's over you're glad you're not the one

 

who got shot in the face.