A shy but handsome fellow was at a club

A shy but handsome fellow was at a club and sees a beautiful woman seated
alone at the bar. After an hour of screwing up his courage he heads over
to her and asks tentatively, "Uh, would you mind if I chatted with you for
a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the poor guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he meanders back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200 an
hour!?"

General Larry Platt úr Idolinu er að verða frægur með lagið sitt "Pants on the Ground!" hérna tekur Brett Favre lagið!!.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.  Both were very       
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on   
the Bacardi Breezers.                                                     
                                                                           
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in 
the cemetery.                                                             
                                                                           
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them.                                                     
                                                                           
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did 
not want to ruin them.                                                   
                                                                           
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with 
a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.                       
                                                                           
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.             
                                                                           
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally 
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said:                                                         
'These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. 
My wife came home with no panties!!'                                     
                                                                           
'That's nothing!' said the other husband,                                 
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....               
                                                                           
"From all of us at the Fire Station.                                     
We'll never forget you."                               

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