Stefán Eiríksson, núverandi lögreglustjóri í úrslitum Morfís 1989 - MH vs. MS

SMELL LIKE A MAN - MAN

David Beckham

A thief drives off with Posh’s brand new Porsche. David sees it all happen.

“Victoria, Victoria, someone’s stolen your car!”

“Oh my God,” says Posh, “did you get a description of him?”

“I did better than that, my darling,” says David, rather boastfully.

“I got the idiot’s number plate!”

Stjórnun

Rugby Ritual

Æfa sig betur

Chelsea fan.

 

Two blokes are walking through a cemetery when they happen upon a tombstone that reads:

“Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan.”

So, one turns to the other, looking a trifle confused.

“Mate, when the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?”

 

A group of 40 year old buddies

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet
for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gasthof zum Löwen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut
blouses and nice breasts.     

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Löwen because the food there is very
good and the wine selection is good also.     

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should
meet at the Gasthof zum Löwen because they can eat there in peace and quiet
and the restaurant is smoke free.     

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Löwen because the restaurant is wheel
chair accessible and they even have an elevator.     

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Löwe and agree that would it would be a
great idea because they have never been there before.

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