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BESTIR Í SKOTLANDI. RANGERS RULE .

No Pope Of Rome

 Oh give me a home where there's no pope of RomeWhere there's nothing but Protestant stayWhere seldom is heard a discouraging wordAnd flute bands play The Sash every day CHORUS:-No! No pope of RomeNo chapels to sadden my eyesNo nuns and no priests, no rosary beadsAnd every day's like the Twelfth of July From up a wee narrow closeJust by Bricton CrossIts there's the place we call homeOn the Twelfth there we joinTo remember the Boyne

And pray there's no pope of Rome

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Pete Doherty 1

 

Born:
March 12 1979 in Northumberland, England.

Famous for:
Singer for Libertines and Babyshambles, drug problem, relationship with Kate Moss , drugging cats and painting pictures in his own blood.

What went wrong?
The better question would be what went right, if anything at all? Doherty’s drug use was the main reason why both of his bands fell apart. He worked as a gay prostitute and a dealer to support his habit, he was caught red-handed on numerous occasions with drugs, but it is like he was born with Get-out-of-jail-for-free card as judges keep letting him walk.

And I ask you who would pay for sex with that man? Honestly! Although when you think about it Kate Moss did it voluntarily. He tried rehab on number of times, but it never worked out.

His relationship with Kate Moss was well documented, she performed with him a number of times and they were even engaged at one point however she kicked his arse to the curb not because of him being disgusting (honestly is she blind or something?) but because he cheated on her.

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How Adam got Eve

 

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you . She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!

She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'

Of course the rest is history............

 


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