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Star
Angelina's Cheating Bombshell!
Apparently Brad read Angelina's poorly-translated interview with the German magazine Das Neue and he does think "fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship." Angie told Brad that she wants to have an open relationship, but "having his partner sleep with other men and women is not OK," so he had no choice but to storm off on his motorcycle. (Doesn't he realize this would clear the way for his reunion with Jennifer Aniston?) Star reports that he "headed to the one place he could unwind, a biker bar in Malibu called Neptune's Net." "He had a few beers and ordered some onion rings, which he barely ate," says a source. "He talked to some bikers, and they discussed their bikes. A few women came up to him, and Brad likes that. He's a flirt, but that's it." An employee from Cafe Metro in New York offered more evidence that Brad and Angie (who Star still insists is pregnant) are drifting apart: While Brad walked up to the counter and ordered four hot chocolates, Angie stayed behind at the table, keeping an eye on their small children. Blind Item: Which starlet has friends worried she could be Hollywood's next untimely death? Few outside her circle suspect, but she's abusing pills to dull the pain of missing her ex. Brooke Shields, who plays Miley Cyrus' mom on Hannah Montana, is pushing her to go to college so she has something to fall back on. Miley is considering it and she'd "love to be an Ivy Leaguer like Brooke," who went to Princeton. Tiger Woods has been hooking up with Rachel Uchitel in Florida and they're planning to run off to the Bahamas together. Finally, did Robert Pattinson dump Kristen Stewart for the blonde chick he hooked up with in France? In a word, no. Rob was photographed with Erika Dutra one night in May, but her dad says she's dating someone else. Though, "I wouldn't be surprised at all if Robert was interested in dating my daughter. There are a lot of beautiful girls out there, but she has it all — beauty, brains, and wisdom."

In Touch
HER LAST INTERVIEW
In Touch claims they scored the last interview with Brittany Murphy, but this wasn't a Barbara Walters-type affair. In Touch reporter Amy Webber just asked Murphy about her holiday plans at the Tt Collection's Pop Up Boutique opening in L.A. on December 3. However, according to the mag, "Getting up to say goodbye, Brittany hugged Amy three times, stared intently into her eyes and clung to her for dear life, which some experts on death reportedly say means the person may know on some level their own death is imminent." Experts on death say hugging a tabloid reporter means you'll die soon? Noted. In other news, "The Purity Ring Is Off!" Kevin Jonas got married two weeks ago and replaced his "silver-studded purity ring" with a "2.24-carat stainless steel wedding band." In Touch asks, "So did Kevin finally get lucky?" Um, yes. In fact and insider reports that Kevin and his wife Danielle Deleasa, "are devout Christians — so there's a good chance they won't use birth control... It could even be a honeymoon baby... they're basically putting it in God's hands." Next: Angelina had a big fight with Brad's mom on December 18, Brad's 46th birthday. Though Angie already shut down Brad's plans to spend Thanksgiving with his folks in Missouri, he tried to schedule a Christmas visit. Angie refused and when Brad's mom called to ask why, "Angelina fired back, telling Jane she's sick of her interfering in her and Brad's lives." Later Brad's dad called to say Angie had "ruined the holidays."

Life & Style
THE KARDASHIAN BABY
Apparently "Kardashian" means "stone worker" in Armenian, but Kourtney only found out that "Mason" means the same thing after she picked the name for her baby. As for her son's middle name, "Dash is not for my clothing store, as some people have suggested online," says Kourtney. "That would be stupid. Dash is short for Kardashian, and it was my father's nickname." Fine, but this question was stupid: Life & Style asks, "Have you gotten squirted while changing diapers?" Also, in case you've been worried that Kourtney's breast implants would prevent her from breast-feeding, she shares, "Sometimes people wtih implants can't breast-feed or their milk doesn't come in. So my doctor told me, if it doesn't happen that easily, don't feel bad about it. I'm lucky that it's been going really well." Moving swiftly along: Jude turns his back on his baby. Jude Law talked about spending the holidays with his "three kids" in all of his Sherlock Holmes interviews, but he still hasn't seen his fourth child, the baby girl he had with Samantha Burke. Next: Angelina and Jen will come face to face again at the Golden Globes. Jen is presenting and Brangie usually attend. Maybe it will be just as uneventful as when they came face-to-face at the Oscars last year! Life & Style provides this handy guide  to which Golden Globes attendees are on Team Brangie and Team Jen. So does this mean if a fight breaks out Clint Eastwood has to take on Courteney Cox? Finally, Jersey Shore gets an A-list makeover!  J-Woww is Megan Fox! Sammi and Ronnie are Brangelina! And "Mike gets into a Jake Gyllenhaal 'situation!'" Couldn't this year's Oscars use a little more spray tan and grind dancing?

Us
2010's DIETS THAT WORK
This mag features 25 pages of excruciatingly dull celebrity fitness stories. As you already know, everyone in Hollywood stays slim by spending hours at the gym and eating salads with grilled chicken for lunch. The only good thing about about this feature is the ad for Taco Bell's "Drive-Thru Diet" wedged in the middle, which includes a coupon for a free fresco taco. No salad with grilled chicken for me today! Moving on: Elin actually caught Tiger cheating years ago. "She found out he had at least one affair early in their marriage. It breached her trust, but they were trying to work through it," reports a "pal." Next: "Britney Shuns K-Fed at Kids' Show." Sean and Jayden performed in a Christmas concert and while both Brit and Kevin were there, they had "zero contact," according to an attendee. Brit was also spotted crying in a New York hotel restaurant at 6:45 a.m. three days later. "The hostess offered a tissue, but she shook her head no," says a witness. Finally, it's obvious that Dr. Drew's a "passionate, passionate man," but did you know that he's also "secretly sexy"?

OK!
Kendra lost 20 pounds in three weeks and you can too! All you have to do is push a human out of your vagina. There's a picture of Kendra holding her baby with one arm and a two-pound weight with the other, but I refuse to scan it. You can check out Jennifer Aniston's Christmas card instead. She donated money to Doctors Without Borders, but only to send a secret message to Brad, obviously. Next: OK! claims Kate Hudson dumped A-Rod because he's still in love with Madonna. A source reports: "She gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. When she found out that he was still calling and texting her, she hit the roof. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex?" Well, that depends. Is my boyfriend's ex Madonna? Did you hear that Rihanna is hooking up with Kanye West? SORRY, IT'S NOT TRUE. Lastly, in an exclusive interview Snooki of Jersey Shore reveals, "I really don't tan because I'm half-Spanish so I've got that year-round tan. I was adopted."

 

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Star
"Stars Without Makeup!"
This is just 10 pages of pre-holiday filler. Without makeup Jessica Simpson "looks like a completely different person," Jennifer Garner "looks like she's neglecting herself," and Kate Gosselin has the "look of exhaustion" all over her face We preferred Us's gallery of humiliation, which was presented in one spread without catty commentary. Moving on: Jude Law and Sienna Miller had a pregnancy scare. Jude is such a gentlemen that he allowed Sienna to pee on a stick in his home, but it was a false alarm. A source claims there is a baby on the way for Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming. Bruce's rep said he's not aware of a pregnancy, but didn't exactly deny it. FYI: Don't view  if you're eating. Hailey Glassman is dating Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman, who says, "She's been very friendly. She's very classy." The phrase "Hailey get your pants on!" comes to mind. Obvious Blind item: Which closeted male celeb drew the suspicions of his A-list costar when he was just not that into their love scenes? She'd never met a straight man with no interest in her goods! Kim Kardashian has been looking at engagement rings with Reggie Bush. Her only requirement? That it be bigger that her sister Khloe's nine carat ring. "Khloe beat Kim to the altar, but Kim will beat her with the size of the ring," says a source. Audrina Patridge told her friends that she thinks it's only a matter of time before she gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and they just laughed. One of Bret Michaels' hair extensions fell out while he was recording with Miley Cyrus. She saved the grungy lock and may frame it. In other news, Britney Spears called Kevin Federline in tears to canceled a visit with her boys because Jason Trawick demanded that they spend time together. Brit was so upset that she called off their engagement, which she pushed Jason into in the first place. Tiger Woods' "No. 1 mistress" Rachel Uchitel has been telling friends that she's two weeks late. She told Tiger and an insider says it "it scared the hell out of him" because "Rachel being pregnant could actually make his nightmare a whole lot worse." Rachel has been bragging to friends, saying that she sees having a "cub" with Tiger "as her meal ticket." Jennifer Aniston is still trying to adopt a Mexican baby with Brad Pitt's' help, but Star writes, "in the meantime, she's sowing her wild oats all over Hollywood." The mag claims she's dating Sam Rockwell, Josh Groban, and Josh Hopkins of Cougar Town, who Courteney Cox brought to Jen's holiday party. A source says they exchanged numbers so later "Jen picked up the phone and asked Josh to come to her chili cook-off party." Finally, "Jersey Shore Drug Scandal!" In an interview with her local paper, Jenny "J-WOWW" Farley admits the guys on the show are "heavily into steroids... injecting whatever it could be into their system that will make them bigger and better looking." But, it's much worse than we suspected: The kids are also injecting self-tanner. J-WOWW says the girls take human growth hormone and "they inject tanner into their bodies... just like steroids, to get the perfect color skin. I've seen people go far beyond the extremes that were portrayed on the show."

Us
"Elin's Revenge"
Everyone at Us must have had visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads all week because the only new information in this story about Elin Nordegren divorcing Tiger Woods is this dud of a quote from her twin sister Josefin Nordegren: "It's been difficult because it's not something we can deal with in private... But we are doing our best." Snore. In other news, Angelina Jolie gave Jennifer Aniston a break this week and agreed to be the one who's "so lonely." Angie's sad because she has no mommy friends, but for some reason the source phrased that as "Angelina is hungry for normal moms to be around," which makes it sound like she's a mom-brain craving zombie.

In Touch
"REVENGE PREGNANCY"
For the 8,000th time this year, Angelina got pregnant to trap Brad in their loveless union. She has a "telltale bump" [of fabric] and sources say she's three months pregnant. This is putting a damper on Brad's plans to leave Angie for Jennifer Aniston. They've been hooking up secretly, yet the mag still figured out the exact time and location of their last rendez-vous: December 9 at 3:30pm on a secluded trail off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills. Jen told a friend it was "like their relationship had never ended," but someone from In Touch writes: "She wouldn't reveal whether she and Brad had a romantic encounter," which is apparently how the mag is referring to sex now. Meanwhile, Angie "will do anything to keep Brad around — and that includes planning a huge celebration for Zahara's 5th birthday on January 8, knowing that he would have to attend." Why else would a mother plan a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter? Also plotting against her man: Britney Spears. She wants Jason Trawick to propose to her for real, not just on the cover of numerous tabloids, so she's been wearing five wedding rings to give him the hint In strangely plausible news, In Touch claims that Tiger Woods is still hooking up his mistress Rachel Uchitel (she was on the receiving end of the most romantic of Tiger's dirty texts.) Rachel recently left her New York apartment and headed to Florida. She says she's spending the holidays with relatives, but she's been spotted out and about in the Florida town where Tiger's yacht is docked. A friend says, "They have been sleeping together the entire time since the scandal broke." Check out "Before They Were Famous," a.k.a. stars' original noses Also, this may shock you, but Lady Gaga wasn't born wearing a see-through lace body-stocking Next: A-Rod has been purposely playing the victim in the press since his breakup with Kate Hudson, and he made sure he was photographed looking glum on the night of the New York premiere of Nine. "His behavior really calls into question how authentic he was in the relationship to begin with," says clinical psychologist Dr. Seth Meyers. Really?! In "Weight Winners and Losers of the Year," we learn that Kelly Clarkson is a "loser" because she's gained weight and "seems more comfortable in her skin now than she was during her midriff-baring days on American Idol." We'll shame you yet, Kelly!

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 Ok!
Kendra was pregnant, and now she&#39;s given birth. Margaret says, "her baby is pretty cute, but I still don&#39;t care." The mag asks her how she&#39;ll lose the 55 lbs. she put on during the pregnancy, and she says she&#39;ll do martial arts, swimming and squats. "It&#39;s time to get my butt back into shape." Whatever. Also inside: A source says since things got serious between Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan in November, she&#39;s telling friends that she wants to have his children. Billy is "very caught up in Jessica&#39;s mystique" and believes it&#39;s a relationship worth pursuing. Lastly: Lindsay Lohan was asked about the Gucci model she&#39;s supposedly dating, and proclaimed: "it&#39;s lame b.s."

 

Star
"Tiger & Jessica: The Shocking Inside Story."
Jessica Simpson attended a golf event with Tony Romo on July 1, so she met Tiger Woods. A "friend" says she&#39;d actually met Tiger before, and thought he was really sexy. She was excited to see him again and "packed a bunch of slinky outfits so he&#39;d notice her." Tiger liked what he saw and they were "touchy feely" and flirty! Jessica asked Tiger, "coyly," if he was available for private golf lessons and he slipped her his cell phone number. And she gave him her number. And what happened next was NOTHING. She&#39;s a good girl whose daddy was a preacher and would never date a married man, etc. etc. etc. But: She has a framed photo of her and Tiger (and Tony) in her bedroom. Moving on: Angelina smiled at Brad at the Unicef party and the smile "was the same one she&#39;d given him" when she was pregnant before. So clearly she is pregnant now. A family insider says: "Angie hasn&#39;t been this happy in months." She&#39;s constantly laughing and chatty and "this is exactly like she was when she was pregnant with Shiloh and the twins." The insider adds: "She&#39;s got her pregnancy personality back." Brad Pitt walked her to the ladies room, and waited outside for her — and when they sat together, he stroked her hair. So: Pregnant. Leading body language expert Patti Wood says: "We rarely see photos of Angelina smiling like this. When you are joyful, your facial muscles go up, indicating a state of euphoria — which is exactly how she could feel if she&#39;s expecting again." Um, did she just explain what a SMILE is?!?! Recently, Star reported that the coupe had the fight to end all fights. But NOW Brad seems committed to being by Angie&#39;s side. Because you can leave six kids, but you can&#39;t leave seven. Next: Taylor Momsen was fired from Gossip Girl because they were sick of her late nights and unprofessional behavior. But she is telling people she is leaving for other acting gigs, and music. Her rep says she is NOT fired, but we&#39;ll see. Is Robert Pattinson the new James Dean? , Rihanna called a friend and said she had a "sexy secret." She said: "Don&#39;t trip, but I hooked up with Justin." It was "good — hot and wild" and they had some of the best makeout sessions she&#39;s ever experienced. Justin&#39;s been calling her nonstop, but Rihanna says it&#39;s just for fun. "She&#39;s only out for the physical with him," says a source. "And she got it." HOT. Blind item! "Which fading reality starlet recently pulled a Britney? She shaved her head and was involuntarily admitted to a mental hospital in early December, but cameras missed the whole thing." Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were walking in NYC and it was really cold, and she asked if she could borrow his coat, and he was like, "No way, I&#39;m freezing too." At the Gossip Girl Christmas party, Kelly Rutherford, 41, lured 24-year-old Chace Crawford away from doing Don Julio tequila shots with Ed Westwick and went into "full-on cougar mode." "They were getting kind of saucy." Lastly: A male model and aspiring rapper named Michael Girgenti, whose stage name is Primo Stallone, claims that he is the father of Kourtney Kardashian&#39;s baby. He also says he has "private kinky pictures" of himself and Kourtney, and when asked if there was a possibility that he had fathered Kourtney&#39;s baby, Michael said: "You could say that. Yeah." Apparently Kourtney didn&#39;t even know who the father was but her mom, Kris, told her to say publicly that it was her ex, Scott Disick.

 

In Touch
"Melissa Says &#39;I Do.&#39;"
If you have the devotion required to read this eight-page article about the wedding of former The Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft, we salute you. Because we could only glance at all of the mind-numbing details. We do know that at the end of the ceremony, the bride and groom walked away from the altar to an instrumental version of the Monday Night Football theme song. Moving on: Madonna bought a $10 million 30-acre farm in the Hamptons. Jessica Simpson&#39;s "dangerous" new romance with Billy Corgan is covered thusly: "Jessica Simpson has always been a bit misguided when it comes to love. So when she was spotted walking out of the Ritz-Carlton in New York on December 4 with 42-year-old Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan, the world responded with a bemused &#39;WTF?&#39;" An insider says they are not exclusive. They seem to have little in common, but they&#39;re both religious. Billy&#39;s "friend" tells the magazine that he&#39;s using the relationship to promote his new album. His ex-girlfriend, Tila Tequila, says: "I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can&#39;t even put two and two together. She doesn&#39;t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she is all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for yourself." In an interview, Tiger Woods&#39; high school girlfriend says he broke her heart by dumping her via letter and writing that his parents were making him concentrate on his career. Next: A story called "Angelina&#39;s Desperate To Keep Brad" uses happy pictures from the Unicef Snowflake ball to illustrate how Angie is possessively clutching at Brad. So a picture of her playfully grabbing his jacket becomes "she is trying to hold on to him for dear life." Angie wanted everyone to see how happy they were, but, according to the mag, "onlookers saw right through the Oscar-winning actress&#39;s transparent performance." Brad is smiling in every picture, yet the mag claims "Brad seemed visibly annoyed" by her "over-the-top antics." Body language expert Dr. Lillian Glass says: "His sad, non-smiling eyes and lack of a genuine smile also indicate his unhappiness." Brad took pictures with George Clooney and Matt Damon, and Angelina jumped into some of the pix, so the mag claims: "Brad wanted photos of him and his boys together. But Angelina insisted on inserting herself into them. It was obvious she was seeking attention." The lesson here is that Brad should learn to smize and Angelina should be a wallflower. Next, Gia, who&#39;s mom is Teresa from RHONJ, has a two-page spread of her closet (like mom did) and as for Jacqueline from RHONJ, "her son can rock any look."

 

Life & Style
"Baby Joy!"
An insider claims that Angelina decided, about four months ago, that she wanted to get pregnant again. "She basically told Brad that if it happens, it happens, and she wasn&#39;t going to concern herself with birth control. Angie&#39;s most at peace when a baby&#39;s coming." Nowhere does it say that she&#39;s actually pregnant, even though the cover claims "baby no. 7 is on its way." So "on its way" must mean "twinkle in the eye." Don&#39;t be fooled: the other two baby "exclusives" are old quotes from Kendra and Kourtney and no photos of their newborns. Moving on: Kate Gosselin&#39;s BFF Jamie says that at night when the kids are in bed, Kate is lonely. "That&#39;s when she calls and we chat. It gets lonely when you&#39;re the only adult." Oh, and Kate hasn&#39;t had sex in a year. Oh, and here&#39;s a picture of Jon eating Panda Express alone in a mall somewhere, which is sad and also HILARIOUS. Next, we present WITHOUT COMMENT. Famed fling Jamie Jungers spoke to the mag and says Tiger Woods is &#39;"well endowed — above average. I would rate him an 8 out of 10 in bed. He used to call me &#39;Jamie Juices&#39; or &#39;my little coffee cup.&#39; We never used protection. We just got caught up in the moment. We didn&#39;t discuss it." FYI: Billy Corgan calls himself a "wrestlemaniac." Ooh, the mag casts the movie of Tiger Woods&#39; life, starring Cuba Gooding Jr., Lindsay Lohan, Reese Witherspoon and more!. You know how they&#39;re filming Sex And The City in Morocco? Well John Corbett was there. Spoiler! Aidan&#39;s back. Apparently European tabloids are reporting that George Clooney&#39;s gf, Elisabetta Canalis, was "getting cozy" with Dutch soccer star Clarence Seedorf over Thanksgiving weekend, but Cloons and the Italian chick are "solid as ever." Finally: "Mother-Daughter Plastic Surgery Brought Us Closer" is about Lynne Curtin from RHOOC getting a facelift on the same day that her daughter got a nose job. Lynne says "it was a total mother-daughter experience."

Us
"Split! Why Reese Left Him"
Basically Reese and Jake had a "civil and measured" breakup. She felt pressured to wed again, but she wasn&#39;t ready, says a source: "She decided to walk away rather than walk down the aisle." The breakup transpired "over a series of phone calls." She couldn&#39;t commit, and even last year, she told Parade: "I&#39;m not far enough out of being married to do it again." Also, when she was giving all of her energy to Jake, she felt like she wasn&#39;t giving her kids enough. She&#39;s "a Sunday-school teaching, take-charge personality" who "wants things the way she wants them"; while Jake is "really laid back." Moving on: A picture of Lindsay Lohan in India, holding a child! .Rihanna has a new tattoo on her chest, which says: "Never a failure, always a lesson" backwards, so she can see it in the mirror. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planing a "hush-hush" wedding in Spain before the new year; the bride will wear Balenciaga. Finally: A "source" says of the Jessica Simpson/Billy Corgan relationship: "She likes weirdos and anybody who&#39;s a &#39;real&#39; musician. He&#39;s smart and intense, so she likes that. But they have practically nothing in common."

 

 

 

 

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