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"Betrayed By John."
First: Jessica Simpson was pissed off at John Mayer's Playboy interview, and told someone: "I'm annoyed John would sink so low." A source says she's dying to confront him about it, but wants to get her thoughts together. For now, she's venting to friends about how pissed she is. She called her sister, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, who said something like, look on the bright side — at least he didn't say you were bad in bed. Next: Ryan Gosling is dating Michelle Williams, according to a source, and they've been seeing each other for a couple of months. Since they're costarring in the movie Blue Valentine, it could be that they're seeing each other on the set — as coworkers. Finally: Katy Perry is pictured leaving the gym wearing an oversized T-shirt and the mag has an arrow pointing to her abdomen with the word "Bump?"Apparently last month she Tweeted that she wasn't pregnant and wrote, "better luck next month, peepz." The mag notes: "FYI: it's next month."

 

 

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"Boyfriend From Hell."
Apparently Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend Scott Disick flirts with other women. He's always on the phone and texting and doesn't want to have anything to do with the baby; when someone tries to hand him the baby, he won't even put his phone down. But Kourtney can't get rid of him, because he's already signed on for the new season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami and he plays the villain. Much is made of Kourtney being a single mom — the mag makes it seem like she is all by herself with no one to help her, but aren't there like fifty people in the immediate family? Scott has also made comments about Kourtney's weight. The Kardashians are upset because Scott is lazy and Kourtney pays for everything, and, according to a source, "The Kardashians pride themselves on hard work." Hmm. We thought they prided themselves on sex tapes. An insider claims that Kourtney's mom Kris thinks Kourtney should do a reality show about her life as a single mom. Lemons into lemonade! In the Bachelor story, people in his past say that he's always been awkward around women and the mag notes that internet commenters think he is gay. Renée Zellweger was photographed from below, an excellent opportunity to speculate on her pregnancy with an arrow pointing to her abdomen and print the words "Is she showing?" Her rep denies she is pregnant. Probably because she isn't. "They Weren't Always So Hot" is an underminery spread featuring old pictures of Taylor Swift, Julia Roberts and Kate Winslet when they were younger Honestly? All of them were really cute, and snarking on kids' appearances? Really? Next, this mag reveals that Brad Pitt texts Jennifer Aniston all the time. He never forgets her birthday, either — so he had a gift-wrapped book about architecture left at his production office for her to pick up. Also, we learned that Angelina and Jen are using their appearances with charitable organizations to one-up each other. Ryan Gosling is dating internet entrepreneur Hilary Rowland; a source says "it isn't a romance yet, but they are friends and really seem to like each other." Lastly, Madonna is "desperate" to hold on to Jesus, so she is "dressing like a teenager — and acting like one too."

Us
"Jake's Mistake."
The dude from The Bachelor might give this chick Vienna the final rose, and this would be a grave error, because people who knew her before she was on the show say "she's a gold digger" and "she's kind of a bitch." Also, supposedly because her dad's name is Vinnie and her mom is Tina, "that's how they came up with Vienna." City in Austria says what? And in case you care: Ali is the next Bachelorette. Moving on: Jon Gosselin has not seen his kids in a month, and Kate is helping him settle his lawsuit with TLC because she'd like for him to work: "She wants the kids to go to good colleges," says a source. "Bikini Bod: Better Then Or Now?" is a 2-page spread that encourages the ubiquitous judging of women. Demi Moore looked better in 2002; Gwen Stefani looks better now than she did in 1989. A page called "Little Lovefest" is a photodocumentation of a playdate between Kingston Rossdale and Ruby Maguire. They've got somethin' going on In John Mayer news, sources say Jennifer Aniston is just letting the comments he uttered in Playboy "roll off her back," while Jessica Simpson is "pissed" and thinks he's an asshole. John texted Jess to apologize — 12 times — but she ignored them and is not speaking to him. Lastly: Kristin Cavallari from The Hills has been boozing it up and, at a Super Bowl party in Miami, she was "going around to everybody, asking for coke." She's been "chronically late" to Hills tapings and sometimes skips them entirely. A source says: "Her drug problem finally became an unavoidable conversation topic on film. If MTV uses the footage, it will be clear to everyone." In addition, a nutritionist who does not treat Kristin speculates that she weighs 98 lbs.

 

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"Stabbed In The Heart."
Jen is taking the John Mayer crap really personally, because she always stood up for John when her friends talked shit about him, but now she regrets it. John told Playboy he didn't want to "pet dogs in the kitchen," which is what Jen and John would do in the morning when he'd sleep over — she'd make him coffee and play with the dogs. Jen called John in a rage and asked him why he'd said those things — she told him he'd crossed a line and that she can't trust him and they can never be friends. As for Jess, she just broke down and cried for hours after she found out. Moving on: Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were at a restaurant where she was drinking loads of sake when Ed said something about AnnaLynne McCord, like "she's so hot." Jessica "lost it" and started yelling at him. He yelled back that he was just kidding. Martha Stewart was flirting with a bunch of young male models at the Hermès store opening, and a witness says she was into one in particular and kept having her assistant take pictures of them together. When Martha was leaving, the assistant told the guy: "She'll call you." Blind item! "Which TV cutie is cold as ice off-screen? Insiders at her man's NYC pad say she's a total diva whenever she visits, avoiding eye contact and snapping at doormen for no reason. We've got news for her: That's rude." Tom Cruise's 15-year-old son Connor has a huge crush on Tom's Knight & Day costar Cameron Diaz and gets shy and nervous when she's around. Spencer Pratt is planning to get plastic surgery — he wants lipo, chest implants and a nose job. Nick Cannon told Mariah Carey that she should go to rehab. A source says: "Mariah drinks champagne all day long. She always acts like she's celebrating something, like, hey, it's noon, let's have a drink!" She's a multi-millionaire with a young husband, what is the problem? If I had her money and shoe closet I'd be toasting all day too. Anyway, apparently Nick doesn't drink and is tired of being her nursemaid; she says she's a big girl but he always ends up having to take care of her. A source says she's been drinking every day since New Year's Eve. Lady Gaga "stole" her boyfriend, Matthew "Dada" Williams, from his longtime girlfriend, Erin Hirsh, with he has a 10-month-old son, Cairo. He's an art director for the Haus Of Gaga and Gaga took him to the Grammys. But! A source says Gaga and Dada just work together. So. Lastly: The placement of NBC's Parenthood ad on the bottom page of a two-page spread about eyebrows makes for an unfortunate unintended caption for Beyoncé.

Life & Style
"Jen And Jessica's Dirty Secrets."
In case you haven't heard, John Mayer said some unflattering things about Jess and Jen in his Playboy interview. Jessica will be doing a lot of press for her new VH1 series The Price Of Beauty, and a source says: "She knows she'll be questioned about John again. If someone asks her about it, she will respond. That's her revenge plan." Here's hoping she takes the high road. Next: Heidi Montag's face is still swollen. A plastic surgeon who doesn't treat her says: "Her face is just now starting to take shape, but we won't know what it will look like for another six months." It might be fuzzy and green! Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have a "one-sided relationship." She's had at least six movie premieres since 2007 and he's never been photographed with her at a single one. Plus, she signed on to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro for charity after he did, then he backed out and while she was on the mountain, he was at a hip-hop concert in Wyoming. "Is Gisele The Luckiest Mom Ever?" Here are the reasons she might be: "She didn't need maternity clothes. She had a painless birth." And! "She went back to work in 6½ weeks." Finally: The next page is basically the most insane yet intriguing and hilarious thing we have ever seen in a weekly tabloid: For "Hollywood's Kids In 2020" the magazine hired a forensic artist and used not just any technology, but "sophisticated age-progression computer technology" to imagine what celebrity kids will look like in ten years (Future Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like DJ Tanner. Future Zahara Joli-Pitt's nose, eyebrows and face shape are totally off! Kingston is apparently destined to have acne on his chin. Furture Suri Cruise looks pretty good, and why the Kardashian kid is there is beyond us. The whole page is like the craziest Missing Child poster ever created and the best thing in the tabloids this week. We're planning on putting this thing in a time capsule so that in ten years we can compare and contrast!

 

 

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"My Body After Baby."
In December, Kendra informed us that she lost 20 pounds in 3 weeks. Now it's 25 pounds in 8 weeks! The weird part is: We still don't care. She looks great, even though we suspect Photoshop shenanigans on the cover, since her thighs are a different shape in the pictures inside. Moving on: Jessica Biel told her Valentine's Day costar Jennifer Garner that she was having trouble getting Justin to commit. "Jen advised her to back off and stop being so clingy," a source says. Among Jen's tips: "Play hard to get by being less available." And "Stop quizzing him about other women." Sounds like someone read The Rules! Lastly, this is a quote from Beyoncé: "Some days the only thing I want to do is is stay in my Uggs and watch Big Love and eat brownies!"

 

Us
"Vienna's Double Life."
Since we don't watch The Bachelor, we don't know exactly what this is all about, but it seems that rumor has it Vienna Girardi might be getting the final rose from bachelor Jake Pavelka. The problem? her ex mother-in-law says "She's not looking for a husband. She's just looking to promote herself." Rare, for a reality TV star! Apparently she used to work at Hooters and compete in bikini contests. She married a Marine named Josh Riley in 2005, and while he was deployed in Iraq, she "drained" their joint bank account of $5,000, to get breast implants. She's generous, though: She also got her mom a tummy tuck and lipo with the cash. Anyway, it goes on like this for a while, but we tuned out after seeing the bikini pix Also inside: "Meet My Manzilla!" is a spread of celeb ladies whose boyfriends/husbands are tall. Lastly, in Tiger Woods news, a source says that Elin Nordegren doesn't want to get divorced like her parents did — "She thinks children need both parents." In addition, the source says: "Elin doesn't see [Tiger] as an awful guy, but a damaged bird. She wants to help him." If you love someone set them free?

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"A Baby To Save Their Love."
Apparently when Angelina Jolie flew from LA to Miami, she ate a salad and an ice cream sundae, then watched Julie & Julia. Later she chatted up a fellow passenger and said: "I'm such a squishy mom. I really am just a squishy mom; I can't wait to just be in bed hanging out with them." This anecdote, along with old quotes about "further additions" to the family, creates a "story" with the headline, "A Baby For Brad And Angelina!" The spread is illustrated with a photo of Angie, with her arms up, cheering! Of course, she is at the Super Bowl. But since Brad recently purchased a house, the mag screams, "THEY'RE MAKING ROOM FOR MORE CHILDREN!" Was it only two weeks ago that this same mag L&S's sister mag declared "Yes, It's Over!"? In any case, this article notes that since Angie has to film "steamy thriller" The Tourist, which includes sex scenes with Johnny Depp, she won't be getting pregnant right now. She might adopt, though! Moving on: Lady Gaga is "cracking under pressure" because she has to be "on" all the time. She even went to a bar and played Buck Hunter with no pants on. Kendra cried after her husband's team lost the Super Bowl because the paparazzi wouldn't leave her and the baby alone. Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Reggie Bush didn't propose to her after his team won the Super Bowl, but Kim says, "He never said he would do that." Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy's widow, tried to organize a "questionable" charity event in his wife's name. Lastly, Fergie lost 17 lbs. and "got the hottest butt."

 

 

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"Betrayed!"
Basically, Kourtney Kardashian got a text message telling her that her boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick was out with Ed Westwick, drinking and flirting with other women. Kourtney was "really upset" and sent Scott a text saying: "Get home now." The story goes on and on with statements like, "Her family never trusted him" and "He loves the fame and fortune." Moving on: A witness named Louise Black — maybe the one from Project Runway? — was sitting "yards" away from the couple at the Super Bowl and says that Angie and Brad were kissing and cheering but "it looked desperate and forced." There's even a subhead here which reads "TOO MUCH SNUGGLING" That's right. When Angie and Brad are not together, it's headlines like "BRAD MOVES OUT" or "THE BREAKUP." But these two kiss in public and it's staged. Also inside: Beyoncé and Jay-Z are "trying to get pregnant." In a shocking exposé, we learn that babies "love their pacifiers". Britney Spears is in a "toxic romance" with her agent, Jason Trawick, who has "almost Svengali-like control" over her personal and professional life and has pushed her to go into the studio even though she just got back from touring 2 months ago. She's in love with him and dreaming about a "big, white" wedding; he is stringing her along. A "source" says: "If he breaks her heart, she could have another mental breakdown." IF and COULD are the operative words here. Breaking: Ashlee Simpson's "old nose is back" (see image 10). Doesn't the 2010 picture look like someone tampered with it? Dr. Steven J. Pearlman was asked to weigh in on the difference between her nose now and her nose in 2006, and he — quite astutely — points out: "The photo of her now is from a straight-on angle, while the one of her in 2006 is a side profile. No nose will look the same from different angles." O RLY? Have you ever wondered to yourself, "Which stars have Lego hair?" Wonder no moreBy the way: Madonna is "already filling out paperwork" to adopt an orphan from Haiti. Lastly, Debbie Gibson is turning 40, but says she feels sexier than ever.

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"It's On… Again!"
Jennifer Aniston spent her birthday weekend with Gerard Butler… and 50 of her closest friends. During the day, Jen and Gerry kept their distance, but at night… Who knows?!?! An "insider" claims that Jen is really looking forward to her upcoming promotional tour for The Bounty Hunter with Gerard. Moving on: Remember the "Manzilla" spread in Us? There's one here, too, but it's called "Big Love." Miley Cyrus' parents, Billy Ray and Tish, have been spending "more and more time apart." Miley recorded "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" with Bret Michaels, and Tish and Bret "hit it off in a big way." Bret's rep says that "Tish and Bret spend a lot of time in the studio together," though he adds it's "strictly business." Blind item! "Which TV and movie star has been cheating on his wife for years? His makeup artist was his latest conquest, but he owes many other ladies Valentine's Day presents!" Hmm, well, here is a list of the dudes in the VD movie. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush had a "Super Bowl blowup" because she kept grabbing him to pose for photos, and saying things like "Don't forget to smile!" A "source" says he snapped at her: "I just won the Super Bowl. This is my night, not yours." Then she cried. Yet another story claims that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kissing and hugging at the Super Bowl was "all for show." Body-language expert Toni Coleman says: "To me this feels contrived and exaggerated. You can tell these two are actors." There's a two-page piece on John Edwards "temptress" Rielle Hunter: She was also sleeping with Jeff Goldblum while she was with Edwards, and even thought maybe Goldblum, and not Edwards, was the father of her child. Sandra Bullock has not been able to conceive, and it's "heartbreaking" for her. Jamie Lynn Spears' new boyfriend, James Watson, is "equal parts playboy and good 'ol boy," says a source. Friends are telling her it won't last. Lastly: Rihanna has been cast in her first starring role in About Face, a movie about "a fashion designer who has to change her ways to win the heart of the man she loves." Yes, as the mag points out, this plot is similar to the 1975 Diana Ross film Mahogany. Rihanna has "quietly" been taking acting classes and learning to emote. We have one question for her: Do you know where you're going to???