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Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings

The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren't!)
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last
minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be
good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one
he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?

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Despite repeated denial from Team Lohan-Ronson, Star Magazine has “confirmed” British tabloid reports, which claim actress Lindsay Lohan and her alleged partner, DJ Samantha Ronson, are planning a child together.

According to the Star report, the lezzie lovebirds are diligently researching their chances of conception via invitro fertizilation-and they’ve already selected the ideal sperm donor-Sam’s own brother, record producer Mark Ronson!

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“Chasing Pavements,” the signature single from British singing star Adele, has been banned from hundreds of radio stations across America admist claims that the song is a “gay anthem.”

“Some weirdo on the Net wrote that ‘Chasing Pavements’ was about being gay, which isn’t true at all,” Adele explained at the Nationwide Mercury Music Awards in London earlier this week.

“Because of that some radio stations in the States wouldn’t play it. The guy wrote it on Urban Dictionary, which I’ve used for years, and ‘chasing pavements’ was never on there before.”

Adele insists the inspiration for the song came from an ex-boyfriend.

 

 

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