The Interview

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Topp 10 á DVD á leigum landsins

1.	Ný	1	21
2.	1.	4	Forgetting Sarah Marshall
3.	Ný	1	Over Her Dead Body
4.	4.	4	Drillbit Taylor
5.	3.	6	Stóra Planið
6.	6.	3	I Could Never Be Your Woman
7.	19.	2	88 Minutes
8.	2.	8	Fool´s Gold
9.	5.	8	Bucket List, The
10.	7.	6	Definitely, Maybe

Topp 10 í íslenskum kvikmyndahúsum

1	New	Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3D
2	2	Mamma Mia!
3	1	Step Brothers
4	5	Sveitbrúðkaup
5	4	Tropic Thunder
6	New	Mirrors
7	6	3 Pigs & a Baby - Grísirnir þrír
8	3	Death Race
9	9	WALL-E
10	8	Dark Knight

Lennon var Pervert.

John Lennon: The Life, a new book that's set to be released next month by noted Beatles biographer, Philip Norman, alleges John Lennon wanted to have sex with Paul McCartney and his own mother. Imagine. The Sun UK reports:

The biography, with which both collaborated, says that John wanted to form a gay relationship with Macca. It also accuses the legendary singer of fantasising about having sex with his own mother....A pal said: "Both Sir Paul and Yoko are extremely angry and upset."

I don't know, man. John Lennon did kinda look like a weirdo. If he was alive today, he'd probably still be making good music, but let's not kid ourselves into thinking that at some point his laptop wouldn't be seized by authorities.

Alltaf góður

Small World

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went.
Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland
Guy 2: REally?! Me too!
Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool.
Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?
Guy 1: 1988!
guy 2: Same here!

A guy sitting next to them was amazed how they grew up together and didnt know it. He asked the bar tender, who was friends with both of them if the two irish guys knew eachother.
The bar tender replied, " Yeah. It looks like the Donohue Twins are drunk again."

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