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No one is quite sure who started Twittering as The Joker yesterday. Twitter, of course, being hte micro-blogging craze sweeping the nation, where broadcasts (tweets) of 140 characters or less are sent out into the online ether.

The Joker seems to be accessing the internet from Arkham and participating in the Twitter community by responding to other people’s tweets, but it’s unsure if this is an official viral extension, or something else entirely.

The icon for the account is Heath’s Joker, while the wallpaper takes the oh-so-familiar HA HA HA script and adds in a…HO? [All things are better with hos.]

The above Tweet has been causing a stir, because it sounds like a vague reference to the upcoming Cartoon Network show Batman: The Brave and The Bold and others go as far as to suggest that we will be getting a Dark Knight DVD and Blu-Ray far before the anticipated December release date.

The Mime And The Lion

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

The next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.

Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla.

Well, this goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

Varla

 

Chelsea er í uppáhaldi hjá veðbönkunum og United númer 2 , ég hef lúmskan grun um að það verði hvorugt þessara liða.

En nær örrugt er að bæði komast auðveldlega uppúr sínum riðlum , sjá riðlana hérna fyrir neðan og svo er linkur neðst fyrir þá sem vilja kaupa sér miða á leik.

 

Group A
Chelsea
Roma
Bordeaux
Cluj

Group B
Inter
Werder Bremen
panathinaikos
Anorthosis Famagusta

Group C
Barcelona
Sporting Lisbon
FC Basel
Shaktar

Group D
Liverpool
PSV
Marseille
Athletico Madrid

Group E
Manchester United
Villareal
Celtic
Aalborg

Group F
Lyon
Bayern
Steaua
Fiorentina

Group G
Arsenal
Porto
Fenerbahce
Dinamo Kiev

Group H
Real Madrid
Juventus
Zenit St Petersburg
BATE

Hérna má finna miða á leikina , klikkið á linkinn.

http://cl.theoffside.com/schedule#matchday1tuesday

 

 

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PINK

Pink has unveiled the official cover art for her forthcoming fifth studio album, Funhouse, available October 24.

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