Sýnishornið úr Vengeance , virðist vera keimlík Taken

Bruno mætir í kvikmyndahús 10 Júlí 2009

 

Einn Góður

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on,

'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.  

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, 

the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 

'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' 

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' 

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........     

Refur

Brit ennþá laus

Britneys rep has just issued this statement over stories that Britney has got engaged:

"Britney is not engaged, she did not get proposed at Subway last week - she is currently on tour - she is not getting married on a farm in Germany, she did not receive a $4.5 million marquise-cut diamond ring. Oh, and she has not been abducted by aliens either."

Píkupopp - BoA - I Did It For Love