‘World’s Greatest Dad’ Red Band Trailer

Halloween II - plakat

 

“Love Happens” (Jennifer Aniston, Aaron Eckhart) sýnishorn

Úpps 5

Live from this morning’s WTF Files, we have 18-year-old Kimberly Vlaeminck. The Belgian teenager is suing Romanian tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for 10000 Euros to pay for the removal of dozens of colorful star-shaped tattoos crisscrossing the left side of her face. Kimberly says she fell asleep in a tattoo parlor and awoke to find 56 tattoos on her face instead of the three she had asked for.

Just a sec….she expects us to believe that she “dozed off” while someone had a flippin’ needle on her face?! Sorry Kim, but we don’t believe you. Tattooing is not only loud, but it hurts…a lot. There’s no one in the history of mankind who has slept through such a procedure.

 

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

She also blames a language barrier for the massive foul-up. Kimberly says she asked for the three stars in French and limited English, but now believes Toumaniantz didn’t understand her.

Toumaniantz says he understood the young woman perfectly and did as he was told. He insists that Vlaeminck left his shop happy and is only complaining now because of the negative reaction she received from her father and boyfriend.

“She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got….”

At any rate, although Toumaniantz maintains that the teenager asked for all 56 stars — and he has the witnesses to prove it — he is willing to split the cost of removal.

“Kimberly is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client,” Toumaniantz said. “There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost.”

Emmy verðlaunin færð til vegna MTV Music Awards

The Primetime Emmys, originally scheduled to air on Sept. 13, has been pushed back to Sept. 20 to avoid a conflict with the MTV Video Music Awards. airing a week earlier, CBS said in a press statement issued Wednesday.

“After we announced plans for Sept. 13, MTV informed us they were locked into the same day for the Video Music Awards, with venue and sponsorship agreements in place. We had the flexibility to move; they didn’t,” said Jack Sussman, Executive VP, Specials, Music & Live Events.

PC

Kynlífsmyndband með Leighton Meester = Blair Waldorf í TV seríunni Gossip Girl lekur á netið

 

Leighton Meester — perhaps best known to the teener and tweener set as Blair Waldorf on The CW series Gossip Girl — is the latest B-Lister to have shots of her vagina plastered all over the interwebs.

When will these people ever learn?

Early Thursday, TMZ.com claimed that California-based adult film website was working to release a sex tape featuring the young actress. The footage was reportedly shot a few years ago, and features Leighton in a boatload of “compromising positions” — Wink, Nudge, Wink – including one in which she uses her feet.

Don’t ask. Please.

Anywho, if these screencaps obtained by Bumpshack.com are indicative of the tape’s authenticity, then we have only one thing to say. In the words of the great Whoopi Goldberg: “Leighton, you in danger, girl!”