Angry Butcher

Running into a lawyer’s private office, a butcher yelled angrily, "If a dog steals a hunk of meat from my shop, is his owner obligated to pay?"

"Of course!" replied the lawyer.

"Okay then, your dog just stole half a rack of ribs worth £20 from my shop.

"Give him the other half," said the lawyer, "and it will cover my consultation fee."

Er Macaulay Culkin alvöru faðir Blanket Jackson’s ?. Varla

It’s official, Jesus needs to take over the wheel of The Sun newspaper. The latest chuckle-worthy report coming out of London’s most sensational tab has suggested that Michael Jackson’s youngest son may have been fathered by Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin.


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