Valentines Day Card

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.

The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.

She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."

The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes m'am, they do, but they're in Sporting Goods."

"Really?" exclaimed the woman.

"Yes m'am. They're called darts."

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The Boys Are Back

Release Date: September 25, 2009 (limited)
Studio: Miramax Films
Director: Scott Hicks
Screenwriter: Allan Cubitt
Starring: Clive Owen, Laura Fraser, Emma Booth
Genre: Drama
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for some sexual language and thematic elements)
Official Website: Not Available

Plot Summary: In the adaptation of Simon Carr’s serio-comic novel “The Boys Are Back in Town,” Owen plays a widower struggling to raise his two sons.

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