City VS United

A Manchester United fan and a Manchester City fan collide in a huge accident. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.

“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends,” says the United fan.

“I agree,” replies the City one.

The United fan then returns to the wreckage and pulls out a bottle of whiskey from one of a cluster of shopping bags.

“Look,” he says to the City fan, “this must be another sign from God. We should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”

He hands the bottle over to the City fan, who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back.

He casually screws the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.

“Oh, aren’t you having any?” asks the City fan.

“No,” he replies.

“I think I’ll wait until the police get here.”


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Hot Tub Time Machine

Release Date: March 26, 2010
Studio: MGM
Director: Steve Pink
Screenwriter: Josh Heald, Sean Anders, John Morris
Starring: John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Crispin Glover, Lizzy Caplan, Chevy Chase, Sebastian Stan, Lyndsy Fonseca, Collette Wolfe, Charlie McDermott, Kellee Stewart
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: KickSomePast.com

Plot Summary: “Hot Tub Time Machine” follows a group of best friends who’ve become bored with their adult lives: Adam (John Cusack) has been dumped by his girlfriend; Lou (Rob Corddry) is a party guy who can’t find the party; Nick’s (Craig Robinson) wife controls his every move; and video game-obsessed Jacob (Clark Duke) won’t leave his basement. After a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, the men wake up, heads’ pounding, in the year 1986. This is their chance to kick some past and change their futures – one will find a new love life, one will learn to stand up for himself with the ladies, one will find his mojo, and one will make sure he still exists!


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