Chelsea fan.

 

Two blokes are walking through a cemetery when they happen upon a tombstone that reads:

“Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan.”

So, one turns to the other, looking a trifle confused.

“Mate, when the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?”

 

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Grown Ups

Release Date: June 25, 2010
Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony)
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriter: Adam Sandler, Fred Wolf
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, Maya Rudolph
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: GrownUps-movie.com

Plot Summary: “Grown Ups,” starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, and David Spade, is a comedy about five friends and former teammates who reunite years later to honor the passing of their childhood basketball coach. With their wives (Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, Maya Rudolph) and kids in tow, they spend the Fourth of July holiday weekend together at the lake house where they celebrated their championship years earlier. Picking up where they left off, they discover why growing older doesn’t mean growing up.

A group of 40 year old buddies

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet
for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gasthof zum Löwen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut
blouses and nice breasts.     

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Löwen because the food there is very
good and the wine selection is good also.     

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should
meet at the Gasthof zum Löwen because they can eat there in peace and quiet
and the restaurant is smoke free.     

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Löwen because the restaurant is wheel
chair accessible and they even have an elevator.     

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gasthof zum Löwe and agree that would it would be a
great idea because they have never been there before.