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10. Disturbia - Rihanna

9.  Gobbledigook - Sigur Rós

8.  Tie My Hands - Lil Wayne ft Robin Thicke

7.  Get Yorself Together - Chaz Jankel

6. Me & My Sneakers - A - Trek ft Lupe Fiasco

5. Likkie Li - Everybody But Me disckjokke remix 

4.Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur - Sigur Rós

3. Nasty Feel - MGMT vs Notorious B.I.G vs Justice ( ddpesh rework )

2. Mars - Fake Blood

1. Stay Out All Night - Josh Wink

Krassaði um hringinn og spurninguna um trúlofunina 27/6

 

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Ásfangin Diaz

Old Wedding

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.

"The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two words?"

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