Topp 10 í USA þess helgina

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE ESTIMATE July 11 - July 6
		Title		Engagements		Estimated Weekend Box Office
1.		Hellboy II: The Golden Army (UNIVERSAL)	3,204	$35,900,000
2.	Hancock (SONY)	3,965	$33,000,000
3.	Journey to the Center of the Earth (WARNER BROS./NEW LINE)	2,811	$20,600,000
4.	Wall-E (DISNEY/PIXAR)	3,849	$18,500,000
5.	Wanted (UNIVERSAL)	3,157	$11,600,000
6.	Get Smart (WARNER BROS.)	3,086	$11,100,000
7.	Meet Dave (FOX/NEW REGENCY)	3,011	$5,300,000
8.	Kung Fu Panda (PARAMOUNT/DREAMWORKS)	2,704	$4,300,000
9.	Kit Kittredge: An American Girl(PICTUREHOUSE)	1,849	$2,300,000
10.	Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PARAMOUNT)	1,664	$2,200,000
in millions of dollars

Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the
door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.
It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the
phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.
She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the
phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your
saxophone last night!"

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Setning vikunnar á ROBERT REDFORD

"If Barack Obama doesn't win November's presidential election in the United States, you can kiss the Democratic Party goodbye."

- Robert Redford told student's at Dublin's Trinity College on Friday

 

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