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Sarah Silverman is no longer fucking Jimmy Kimmel. The two have broken up after 5 years of being chained to each other. And I thought they were going to last forever! Who the hell is going to date them now?

Jimmy's spokesbitch told People, "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment." Wha?! Not even a joke. What the hell kind of break-up statement is that? They should have at least made a crack that they broke up because Jimmy can't stop pooping the bed or because Sarah really did fuck Matt Damon.

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Australian Virgin

A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced is a virgin & marries him.

On their honeymoon she says "I'm going to the bathroom & get ready. You get things ready out here."

When she comes out of the bathroom, he has pushed all the furniture out in the hall.

"Why did you do that?" she asked.

"Well love, I figured if women were anything like kangaroos we'd need all the room we can get"...

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