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Matthew McConaughey is launching his own record label, a rep for the actor says.

“He’s looking for a distribution deal with all the major labels for his own label. His first artist is a reggae guy called Mishka. The album will be called ‘Above the Bones’ and the first single is ‘Here Comes Da Train.’ He’s also doing the soundtrack for ‘Surfer Dude,’” an insider told the New York Post.

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Can't Speak

A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says: "I can't talk, help me!"

The Doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your penis on the table here."

The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as he says.

The Doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits his penis with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....." and the Doctor says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"

Avril Lavigne Sex Tape Photos ?

Avril Lavigne sex tape…eh…why not! Lavigne has possibly joined the celebrity sex tape for press train.

It is really more of a sex clip. For less than a minutes a chick with Avril-like extensions has sex with a man while listening to her song “Don’t Tell Me.”

I am not sure what logic this is to assume that because she resembles the body type of Avril and is listening to one of her own songs, that she must be the bitchy Lavigne.

Besides who listens to their own music while humping? That is what is weird about this.

 

Barbie just got a kinky makeover.