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The End 4 Now

Britney Spears has ended her battle to win back custody of her children, Sean Preston, 2, and 1 year-old Jayden James, from ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says the former couple has reached a settlement in their highly-publicized custody case battle that will give the former backup dancer sole physical custody of the toddlers.

“At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner.”

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Britney afsalar sér forræði

Hress hann Tommi

Tommy Lee has been showing friends nude photos of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone. The divorced couple have moved back in together after reconciling last month.

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Rubber Thingy

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip."

The old man snaps back: "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today."