Devil

There were three guys on a building and they all jumped off. One of them were white, one of them were mexican, and the other one was black. They all went to hell.

When they got to hell the devil told them that if he grabs their dick and it doesnt melt he would let them go back to earth and live again.

The white guy got up on the throne and the devil held his dick. His dick melted. The devil told him he was going to burn in hell forever.

The mexican guy got up there and the devil held his dick. His dick melted. The devil told him he was going to burn in hell forever.

The black guy got up there and the devil held his dick. His dick didnt melt. The devil was suprised to see that his dick didnt melt.

The devil then asked why his dick didnt melt. The black guy says, "Chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand."

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Nýtt met í kvikmyndasögunni , stærsta 3 daga opnun EVER - DARK KNIGHT

OFFICIAL: 'Dark Knight' $48M

Saturday; $153M-$155M Weekend

 Will Beat Spidey

 

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SATURDAY AM: Well, look who's laughing now? Warner Bros, because The Dark Knight's Friday opening was even bigger than first thought, according to final numbers -- $66.4M in North American gross from a record-setting wide release of 4,366 theaters. That includes the $18.5M in midnight-to-3AM shows from a smaller pool of 3,040 venues. Now Warner Bros has smashed the record for the biggest midnight show ever (better than the $16.9M set by 2005's  Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith then playing in 2,915 venues), and the biggest single day ever (better than the $59.8M set by May 4, 2007's Spider-Man 3 in 4,252 venues, including midnight shows). So what about the weekend total? "$153M to $160M -- it all depends on Saturday results," my Warner Bros insider just told me.  That would be ANOTHER record-smasher!

The Dark Knight	Spider-Man 3	Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest	Revenge of the Sith	Spider-Man
Genre	Action / Adventure	Action / Adventure	Period Adventure	Sci-Fi Fantasy	Action / Adventure
Studio	Warner Bros.	Sony / Columbia	Buena Vista	Fox	Sony / Columbia
Release Date	July 18, 2008	May 4, 2007	July 7, 2006	May 19, 2005	May 3, 2002
Domestic Gross	$66,400,000	$336,530,303	$423,315,812	$380,270,577	$403,706,375
Production Budget	$180 million	$258 million	$225 million	$113 million	$139 million
Running Time	2 hrs. 30 min.	2 hrs. 20 min.	2 hrs. 31 min.	2 hrs. 26 min.	2 hrs. 1 min.
MPAA Rating	PG-13	PG-13	PG-13	PG-13	PG-13
MPAA Reason	intense sequences of violence and some menace	sequences of intense action violence	intense sequences of adventure violence, including frightening images	sci-fi violence and some intense images	stylized violence and action

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