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When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the
manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that
monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."

Sannleikurinn ?

Christian Bale leaves Belgravia Police station after being questioned for 4 hours.

An alternative account of the incident at the Dorchester Hotel on Sunday that lead to the detainment of Christian Bale by London Police has surfaced.

The following account was found in the comments section of the PopSugar article by our editor:

“Edna: “His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister”

Mandy: “edna, how do you know all that?”

Edna: “My father works security at the hotel, and he said it was a mess. His mom and sister wanted the front desk worker to let them into his room to wait for him. When they were told no they started cussing and yelling. they sat in front of his door for an hour until he finally arrived.”

Let’s see if any of that is true. Interesting.”

And we’re supremely entertained that on of our editors might secretly be and active member of the gossip society, participating in the PopSugar comments section.

Mynd af þeim áður en Bale flúði til föður sín í LA

Christian Bale laus gegn tryggingu

Kirsty ekkert að skafa af því