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10 Aðsóknarmestu kvikmyndirnar í USA þessa helgina

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE ESTIMATE Jan. 16 - Jan. 18
		Title		Engagements		Estimated Weekend Box Office
1.		Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Sony)	3,144	$33,800,000
2.	Gran Torino (Warner Bros.)	2,972	$22,235,000
3.	My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Lionsgate)	2,534	$21,900,000
4.	Notorious (20th Century Fox)	1,638	$21,500,000
5.	Hotel for Dogs (Paramount)	3,271	$17,707,000
6.	Bride Wars (20th Century Fox)	3,228	$11,750,000
7.	The Unborn (Universal)	2,359	$9,848,825
8.	Defiance (Paramount Vantage)	1,789	$9,206,000
9.	Marley & Me (20th Century Fox)	2,952	$6,325,000
10.	Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight)	582	$5,900,000
in millions of dollars

Konur

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
channels.

   She asked, 'What's on TV?'
   I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

The Sun Ain't Shining No More - The Asteroids Galaxy Tour

Your Diet -----

For those of you who watch what you eat...
Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine andsuffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.