Miss USA 1991 Kelli McCarty dottinn í klámið

Miss USA 1991 Kelli McCarty, best known to fans of the now-cancelled NBC daytime drama Passions as baby snatching maniac “Beth Wallace,” is launching a new career as a pornstar. Kelli will make her adult film debut in the Vivid Entertainment X-rated release, Faithless, which goes on sale February 4, 2009

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A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.

"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

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If obscure sports references are in vogue, how about the high-spending but (currently) poorly-performing Manchester City Football Club, in North-West England.

One day, the manager, Mark Hughes, strikes up casual conversation with the groundsman. He says, "The pitch is growing well."

"So it ought to" replies the groundsman. "You put two and a half million quids' worth of shit on it every weekend."

Bellamy fær leyfi til að ræða við Manchester City