Fćr Britney Spears 20 Milljon Dollara fyrir ađ skrifa bók ?

Britney Spears To Get $20 Million To Write A Book?

Word has it that Britney Spears has gotten herself a literary agent and is about to sign one of the "most lucrative book deals in showbiz history."

The publishing deal would reportedly give her $20 million to write between three and five books over the next 10 years, which of course means that she has to find a ghost writer to listen to her talk and then come up with between three and five books in the course of a decade. The books will focus not only on how she became famous, but when she went off the rails. The best part? She's (supposedly) faithfully kept diaries through all of it. Puh-lease publishing world, just print those as is. Pretty please?

[Mirror]


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Will Young (30)
Skeet Ulrich (39)
Edwin McCain (39)
Melissa Rivers (41)
Rainn Wilson (43)
Stacey Dash (43)
John Michael Montgomery (44)
James Denton (46)
Bill Maher (53)
Paul Stanley (57)
David Lynch (63)
Buzz Aldrin (79)


Köld eru kvennaráđ !

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

50 $

Morris  and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year  Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that  helicopter.' Esther  always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty  dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One  year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm  85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get  another chance.' To  this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,  and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The  pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll  take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire  ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word,  it's fifty dollars.'
Morris  and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy stunts, but not a word was heard... He did his daredevil tricks over  and over again, but still not a word.

When  they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did  everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm  impressed!'

Morris  replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when  Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty  dollars!'


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