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10 Aðsóknarmestu kvikmyndir í USA þessa helgina

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE ESTIMATE Jan. 23 - Jan. 25
		Title		Engagements		Estimated Weekend Box Office
1.		Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Sony)	3,144	$21,500,000
2.	Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Sony)	2,942	$20,700,000
3.	Gran Torino (Warner Bros.)	3,045	$16,000,000
4.	Hotel for Dogs (Paramount)	3,271	$12,360,000
5.	Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight)	1,411	$10,550,000
6.	My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Lionsgate)	2,534	$10,050,000
7.	Inkheart (Warner Bros.)	2,655	$7,725,000
8.	Bride Wars (20th Century Fox)	2,621	$7,000,000
9.	The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount)	2,263	$6,000,000
10.	Notorious (20th Century Fox)	1,641	$5,700,000
in millions of dollars

Nokkrir stuttir

A supermodel orders a pizza and the waiter asks if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces. She says, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
 

What do supermodels and beer bottles have in common? Both are empty from the neck up.

What did the supermodel say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

What do you call a supermodel with two brain cells? Pregnant.

What does a group of supermodels have in common? Nothing they can think of.

Why was the supermodel happy that she finished a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box, it said "3-6 years."

Why did the supermodel climb over the chain-link fence? She wanted to see what was on the other side.

22 Feb