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Strange Diet

A woman who had tried every diet under the sun was desperate to lose weight and went to her doctor and told him the problem. He said "Well there is a new diet being tested at the moment but it's a little out of the ordinary." The woman said "I'm desperate I'll try anything!" The Doc said "Ok the good news is you don't have to change your eating habits at all, the bad news is you have to ingest your food anally." The woman agrees to try the strange method and leaves.

A month later she returns to the doctor having lost over 4 stone in weight, but the doc notices she is walking strangely. "Well Mrs Simons I can see the diet worked you are looking great, but come here whilst I take a look at that limp you've developed." The woman replied "What limp?? I'm chewing a piece of gum!"

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Enn stelur Lilo littla Lohan

 

Lindsay Lohan is facing a lifetime ban from British Elle Magazine after her “unpredictable” diva behavior fueled a disaster-filled photoshoot for the mag’s September issue.

Editors have slammed LiLo confusing staff with her outlandish demands during the shoot, which resulted in the disapperance of thousands of dollars worth of jewels.

“Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot,” Elle UK editor Lorraine Candy writes in the new issue. “It read: ‘Let’s do it again some time.”
“I’ve put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I could,” she continues. “This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career. First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris.”

Candy adds, “She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there.”

PC