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2 vikna frestun á tökum á Transformers 2 , höndin á Shia ekki í góðum málum

Shia LaBeouf’s mystery passenger in this weekend’s DUI-related accident has been revealed as Australian actress Isabel Lucas.

Isabel co-stars with Shia, 22, in the upcoming feature film Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, presently in production.

Genie's Wish

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie replied.

"You know what, genie, maybe we can repay you by making one of YOUR wishes come true... what's your wish, genie?" the husband said.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"35," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"

Tvítugur piltur reynir að stela plakötum af DARK KNIGHT

 

Every look at Spencer Taylor, a 20-year-old guy from Michigan who was arrested and charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property after trying to steal Dark Knight posters from his local theater while in full Joker garb.

For some reason that we can’t quite pinpoint, the police took his mugshot both with and without his Joker make-up.

That’s not even relevant to the film! The real Joker wouldn’t want for posters.

So, yeah, everyone laugh at Spencer.

 

Terminator Salvation Plakat

 

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