En er ađ kosta Paramount um 200.000 $ á dag , ţar sem hann má ekki vera á settinu nćsta mánuđinn

Shia LaBeouf’s image isn’t the only thing in the toliet after Sunday morning’s alcohol-related collision at a Hollywood intersection. According to a report from OK! Magazine, the hand injury Shia received during the crash could cost Paramount Studios millions since doctors have ordered the 22-year-old to stay away from the set of Transformers 2 for at least one month.


mbl.is LaBeouf átti ekki sök á árekstri
Tilkynna um óviđeigandi tengingu viđ frétt

Beverly Hills, 90210,

The CW has unveiled a few ultra-glamorous shots of the new cast of Beverly Hills, 90210, premiering on the network September 2.


“Harry Wilson”


“Debbie Wilson”


“Annie Wilson”


“Dixon Wilson”


“Ethan Ward”


“Naomi Clark”


“Navid Shiravi”


“Daphne Silver”


Dying Of Thirst

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink.
The women says, "Sure, if you have sex with me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then have sex with you."
The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. He and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The women says, "Well, let's do it!"
The man agrees to start but only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, uses it on her and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.
The friend replies, "The hell with the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."


Keys og White flytja Bond Lagiđ Winhouse er úti

Winehouse is out and Alicia’s in. Multiplatinum-selling Grammy winner Alicia Keys will make history when she teams up with White Stripes rocker Jack White to perform “Another Way To Die,” the theme for the 22nd James Bond movie, the Quantum of Solace, which hits theatres in November.


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