Devil

There were three guys on a building and they all jumped off. One of them were white, one of them were mexican, and the other one was black. They all went to hell.

When they got to hell the devil told them that if he grabs their dick and it doesnt melt he would let them go back to earth and live again.

The white guy got up on the throne and the devil held his dick. His dick melted. The devil told him he was going to burn in hell forever.

The mexican guy got up there and the devil held his dick. His dick melted. The devil told him he was going to burn in hell forever.

The black guy got up there and the devil held his dick. His dick didnt melt. The devil was suprised to see that his dick didnt melt.

The devil then asked why his dick didnt melt. The black guy says, "Chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand."


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