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K Fed - wanna marry again 4,5$ in it 4 U

Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she's loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That's why he's offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.

A source said that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit's life for a long ass time now. He's been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from Brit.

The source went on to say that Daddy's latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. I hope he's not dipping into Brit's frapp fund. That wouldn't be funny. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry. That KFed. Once a whore always a whore.

This is obviously a bunch of lie-telling. I mean, you know KFed would remarry her ass for a year supply of XXL Fruit of the Loom white t-shirts and a $100 gift certificate to Dave & Buster's. It doesn't take much.

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JG

An Architect an Engineer and a Council Worker were in a bus accident, died and went to heaven.
St Peter said, "Sorry chaps we're full up only room for one more. I'll let you decided which one".
The Architect said, "How about you ask us a question and the one with the best answer gets in"?
"O.K.", said St Peter, "When god created breasts he was an artist. In what vane did God create the vagina"?
The Architect sprang up and immediately answered, "When creating the vagina God was an architect. He obviously designed it well and, utilising the best materials, ensured it would function for the duration of its useful lifetime".
"Good answer", says St. Peter.
At that point the Engineer jumps up and said, "No NO NO! God was most certainly an engineer. He placed it in exactly the right location and angle, it's self lubricating and does its job efficiently".
"Very Good answer", exclaimed St. Peter. At which point the Council Worker stood and says, "I'm sorry you're both wrong. God's a Local Council".
"We don't get it", they all remarked.
"Who else would stick a beauty spot next to shit hole"?
"Come in", says St. Peter.

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