Blonde's NASA

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said the Russian. The Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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Not Forgotten plakat

Not Forgotten

Release Date: May 15, 2009 (LA)
Studio: Anchor Bay Entertainment
Director: Dror Soref
Screenwriter: Tomas Romero, Dror Soref
Starring: Simon Baker, Paz Vega, Chloe Moretz, Claire Forlani
Genre: Thriller
MPAA Rating: R (for strong bloody violence, sexual content/nudity and language)
Official Website: NotForgottenmovie.com

Plot Summary: Simon Baker (”The Mentalist”) and Paz Vega (”Sex and Lucia,” “Spanglish,” “10 Items or Less”) star in “Not Forgotten,” a suspenseful thriller involving a cult religion and dark secrets.

Jack Bishop (Baker) lives the life of every man’s dream with his beautiful wife, Amaya, (Vega) and a happy, healthy daughter, Toby (Chloe Moretz). When Toby goes missing, Jack knows his past has come back to haunt him. He also knows the only way he can find her is to use the powers of his long forgotten faith, La Santa Muerte, protectors of the sinner, the worshippers of the dead.

Accompanied by the insecure newly-appointed sheriff and a pair of wary FBI agents, Jack’s search takes him deep into his past, to a psychic who visualizes Jack’s secret in terrifying detail, to the squalid barrios and seediest brothels in Mexico City’s underbelly. But the power of the La Santa Muerte is stronger then he ever imagined, as it reaches out to touch his family and reveals an even darker and unexpected web of lies and deceit.

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Kiefer Sutherland charged for headbutting incident

Kiefer Sutherland was charged Thursday with misdemeanor assault for allegedly headbutting a fashion designer at a New York party.

Wearing a black overcoat and carrying an umbrella, the 24 star, 42, turned himself in at about 4 p.m. at the First Precinct, where he was arrested on the third-degree assault charge.

After he was photographed and fingerprinted, Sutherland walked out of the precinct at about 6 p.m. accompanied by his Los Angeles lawyer, Blair Berk. He didn't answer reporters' questions but waved to the crowd of photographers before getting into a black town car and driving off.

Sutherland is expected within a month to appear before a judge in Manhattan Criminal Court to answer to the misdemeanor, which is punishable by a fine of as much as $1,000 and up to a year in jail.

Sutherland allegedly headbutted designer Jack McCollough during a scuffle early Tuesday morning. Sutherland allegedly got physical with McCollough after the designer bumped into fellow party guest Brooke Shields.

Los Angeles authorities said they intend to investigate whether Sutherland violated probation for his second DUI conviction in 2007 for which he served seven weeks in jail. If so, he could face additional jail time.

Source: People

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