Johnny Depp skrifaði undir samning við Disney um að leika Capt Jack Sparrow í 4 myndinni um Sjóræningjan og fær littlar 33,6 $ Milljon Dollara fyrir

Johnny Depp has reportedly inked a massive $33.6 million deal to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the fourth installment of Disney’s smash Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise.

Industry informants say studio bosses were so determined to get Depp back on board for 2011’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, they offered the Oscar-nominated actor a minimum $33.6 million pay deal – with additional cash incentives from ticket sales, according to London’s The Sun.

Depp has proved popular in his role as the eccentric lover of the high seas character. The first three films have garnered more than $2.5 billion at the international box office.

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A wealthy benefactor was being shown around a hospital.

 

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

 

"Oh my god !" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful".

 The doctor leading the tour explainedto her , "I'm very sorry you were exposed to that,

but this man has a serious condition that causes his testicles to rapidly fill with semen.

 If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh well in that case I guess it's okay." said the woman.

 As they passed the next room they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him."Oh my God, how can that be justified?"Again the doctor explained, "Same illness, better insurance." 

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A teenage boy asked Santa for a Hummer with lots of chrome.

On Christmas Day a girl with braces knocked on his door !!!

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The father of the 13-year-old boy who accused pop legend Michael Jackson of molesting him in the early 1990s was found dead in his Jersey City home earlier this month -- an apparent suicide --  authorities said today.

A Jersey City police spokesman said that Evan Chandler, 65, was found dead on his bed in Liberty Towers, 33 Hudson Street. He had a single gunshot wound to his head and the gun was still in his hand, police spokesman  Stan H. Eason said.

Police checked on Chandler when they received a call from a Bayonne doctor, who was concerned because Chandler had missed an appointment, police reports said. The doctor told police that Chandler had been extremely ill.

In the early 1990s, Chandler reported the King of Pop, who died on June 25, to authorities in both Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, California, accusing Jackson of molesting his son, Jordan, then 13.

The Santa Barbara County District Attorney’s Office launched a probe and convened a grand jury to look into the sexual abuse charges. Meanwhile, Chandler and his son filed a civil lawsuit against Jackson. The case did not go to trial because the boy received a settlement of more than $20 million, according to many published reports.

Chandler and Jordan made news in Hudson County in 2005 when Jordan, 26 at the time, accused his father of hitting him in the head with a 12.5-pound weight and also spraying him in the face with a chemical irritant.

Evan Chandler was charged with assault and weapons charges, but those charges were later dropped.