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Sundance önnur athyglisverð heimildarmynd ( Afganistan )

Athyglisverð heimildarmynd ( CUBA )

Dumm de dumm

 this has got to be one of the cleverest

E-mails I've received in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or

 is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

 

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE 

 
GAUTENG:

When you rearrange the letters:

GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

 

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

 

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

 

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
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26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

6. A dog's parents never visit.

7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

11. Dogs can't talk.

12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.  They just think it's interesting.

21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater!

22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

26. Dogs don't mind if you leave the toilet seat up...in fact,they like it.

28. Dogs never question if you are lost when driving.  

            And, last but not least:

29.  If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Spaug

 

 Maður nokkur var staddur í Bónus að kaupa sér heitan kjúkling þegar
gullfalleg kona, sem stóð við kælinn, veifaði í hann og brosti til
hans. Hann varð hálfvandræðalegur, en gekk til hennar og spurði hvort
þau þekktust. "Já, ég er ekki frá því að þú sért pabbi eins stráksins
míns" svaraði hún.

Varð nú okkar maður heldur betur vandræðalegur, hrökk allnokkuð við og
stamaði klúðurslega út úr sér "ha... ert þú stripparinn á Bóhem sem ég
dúndraði í steggjapartíinu mínu fyrir framan alla vini mína og
spreyjaði með þeyttum rjóma meðan þú tróðst agúrku upp í rassgatið á
mér... ó mæ god, ég þekkti þig ekki!"

Konan svaraði svipbrigðalaust:

"Nei, ég er umsjónarkennari sonar þíns!"

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Hjón eru úti á fleti að vinna í garðinum sínum og þar sem konan krjúpir og reytir arfa segir karlinn við hana:
"Djöfull ertu orðin feit, rassinn á þér er eins og risastórt gasgrill!"
Konan svara honum engu. Seinna um kvöldið fer karlinn eitthvað að daðra við hana þegar þau eru komin upp í rúm. Þá segir konan við hann:
"Helduru að ég fari að kveikja í gasgrilli fyrir eina smápulsu?"