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Johnny Depp skrifađi undir samning viđ Disney um ađ leika Capt Jack Sparrow í 4 myndinni um Sjórćningjan og fćr littlar 33,6 $ Milljon Dollara fyrir

Johnny Depp has reportedly inked a massive $33.6 million deal to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the fourth installment of Disney’s smash Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise.

Industry informants say studio bosses were so determined to get Depp back on board for 2011’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, they offered the Oscar-nominated actor a minimum $33.6 million pay deal – with additional cash incentives from ticket sales, according to London’s The Sun.

Depp has proved popular in his role as the eccentric lover of the high seas character. The first three films have garnered more than $2.5 billion at the international box office.

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Benefactor

A wealthy benefactor was being shown around a hospital.

 

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

 

"Oh my god !" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful".

 The doctor leading the tour explainedto her , "I'm very sorry you were exposed to that,

but this man has a serious condition that causes his testicles to rapidly fill with semen.

 If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh well in that case I guess it's okay." said the woman.

 As they passed the next room they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him."Oh my God, how can that be justified?"Again the doctor explained, "Same illness, better insurance." 

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